Florida Women Top This Weeks MOBBION
Looks like guys in Florida better watch out. Not sure if it’s the climate or living on a peninsula that grows bugs the size of lobsters, but these are true stories that are coming to you from sunny Florida:
Woman Bites Husband’s Penis
Orlando Woman Didn’t Want to Have Sex
Apparently, just saying “No” wasn’t enough. Charris Bowers of Deltona, Fla., is charged with biting her husband’s penis while performing oral sex.
Charris, 27, and her husband Delou, had come home from a bar late one Friday night in December 2008.
According to the police report, obtained by the Orlando Sentinel, Charris claims she was on the couch when he put his penis in her mouth, and she bit him to get him to pull out.
Delou says he punched her several times before she unclinched her teeth and let his manhood go.
Charris was charged with misdemeanor battery, and was allowed to go home.
Wedding Crasher With a Crowbar
Fla. Woman Faces Aggravated Assault Charge
Lisa Coker, 20, was arrested after allegedly showing up at her ex-boyfriend’s wedding reception with a crowbar and razor blade.
‘I Don’t Take Money for Sex’
Accused Prostitute Says She Only Charges for Company
“I don’t take money for sex,” the 26-year-old Leesburg, Fla., resident allegedly told police, according to the Orlando Sentinel.
“I take money for company and the sex is free.”
Sex Toy Assault
Florida Woman Arrested After Poking Boyfriend With Sex Toy
Police say an intoxicated Kimberly Lyn Calvert poked her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy, and he called 911.
The 45 year old Florida woman faces battery charges, according to the St Petersburg Times
Crocodile Tears in Husband Murder Plot
Police say Dalia Dippolito tried to arrange for her husband’s murder — but made the mistake of hiring an undercover cop to do the job. Now she may be crying her way into the Weird News Mug Shot Hall of Shame
Police say she offered $6,000 for her husband’s death, planned an alibi and told the informant that the murder would make her “very happy,” according to the Miami Herald.
After staging the crime scene — even the TV show COPS was on hand to watch — police brought Dippolito to headquarters, where she found her (presumably soon-to-be ex-) husband and the “hitman” waiting for her.
She was charged with solicitation to commit first-degree murder and has been placed under house arrest — at her mother’s house.
You can watch the video of her breaking down on learning the news of her husband’s “death” over on YouTube.
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There are some Crazy Women out there us Guys have to be careful
You’re right about that Chris, well I hope so. I have to find these wacky women each week for the blog now
A firm believer that women are far more shady than men. I feel bad for the ones that manage to snatch women like the above. Just try to be happy with your pals, big ass tv, work etc and save yourself from the possible headaches a woman may bring!
I look forward to reading more, though, as it is very entertaining.
LOL…all I can say is I have lived in Fl for enough years to know that there are some pretty strange people there. Deltona…jeesh…I think that is where Jerry Springer gets most of his guests~
My you must have did some digging today, that was a post from a while back, but yes those FL women are scary huh?
why’s this so unusual? when males do horrific things to women and other males it’s normal, yet when women do it oh dear its bizarre its scary. think about the level of crimes committed by males and tell me which ones i should be more afraid of.
Cheese, believe me we definitely know that men are the more aggressive and more prone to commit violence, it is well documented. We are not saying we believe women are worse then men. We just like to poke some fun, at some weird people doing weird things. And being that this is a mens blog, we obviously look at the opposite sex, in both good and the bad.
If would be wonderful if there were no violence what so ever from both sexes, but then again we know that Disney movies are mostly fantasies.