Do you know what your wife is up to when you’re at work?
OK so I am on my way into work today and the radio station I have on is sprouting off about a Northwest Flight into Minneapolis that over shot the runway by 150 miles. Well 150 miles on a map is about a half inch, so not all that bad right?
Hell even pilots get tired and need a nap, or get tied up making sure their work schedule has them off for next Saturday poker game. I can’t believe the nerve of these air traffic controllers, trying to disturb these guys. I mean what’s the big deal, they finally landed and safely I might add.
Now the pesky government is stepping in and looking into ways of “engaging” the pilots during the flight. Don’t they have enough to do? It takes time to make sure those white uniforms are clean and pressed to look good for the flight attendants. What’s next?
At least the passengers got off the plane knowing they flew with a rested crew. Fly those friendly skies.
As I was listening to the radio on the way in, I was also reading a magazine article on the new growth industry and internet craze about women bloggers who actually blog about what else? Their infidelity.
This isn’t a newly created porn industry or business venture mind you. these women do it (in more ways then one) and happily for free. Yup seems for one reason or another hubby and/or boyfriend is just not doing enough to keep those little rascals happy in the sack.
So hell why not tell your friends, hell why not tell the world.
So I get to work and do a quick search and see for myself and well as you can see below, here is 5 minutes worth of work in the blogosphere and lookie what I came up with. All kinds of women who have the urge to spew their fornicating guts out to the world.
Ok I am sure we guys do it to, but doubt we tell the world on the web. We might brag about it to our guy friends and co workers, but damn if we want to get hit with a costly divorce. So in this aspect ladies, I think were a bit smarter. Besides we have all seen what a women scorned can do when she’s mad.
I multi-task well, after reading and listening while driving, I get this picture in my head that I can’t get out. (a lot like a Captain and Tenille Song) about this lame TV series that started up last year on CBS called Swingtown, I am sure the reason I am thinking of it is because the show has pilots and loose married women as main characters. Anyway I can’t get this stupid show out of my head.
Why are major networks deciding to run such dismal shows with even worse acting? Swingtown is set in the 70′s and all the major action takes place in everyone’s else bed. Yet they cancel a well written, acted and directed show like Deadwood? Well there you have it, this is my mnd and this is what your stuck with. What does Deadwood have in common with Swingtown? Keep reading 
For those of you who haven’t watched Swingtown, good for you. It is disappointing to, because there was an actress by the name of Molly Parker, who came off a great series I just loved called DEADWOOD on HBO and she played the opium addicted rich widow. She was good in that. Wow what a bad career move.
So here’s the list for you of all those crazed adulteress housewife bloggers, I am sure most of it is R or XXX rated. Oh and by the way I noticed most all of these blogs are hosted on Blogger, Google‘s free blogging platform, hmm wonder if they have good page rank?. We strive to blog about what’s important. Sorry if this post is a bit rambling and jumbled, I had to get this written and posted in less the twenty minute. So this is your last warning. OK have fun, till tomorrow, caio
Women Bloggers Who Love To Love
http://msscarlettletter.blogspot.com/
http://www.serialmistress.blogspot.com/
http://confessionsofawaywardwife.blogspot.com/
http://theunfaithfulsoccermom.blogspot.com/?zx=2c7575b0aa884b25
http://wifegonebad.wordpress.com/
http://truewifeconfessions.blogspot.com/
http://www.secondchanceonline.blogspot.com/
http://www.marriedwifeblog.blogspot.com/
http://www.yourerrantwife.blogspot.com/?zx=59b4a588d938cc87
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Geesh..What do some people think? You know the old saying “Curiosity killed the cat”. I guess I’ll poke my nose around a few of these and see what these harlots are talking about. The soccermom title is way crazy!
A wonderful girlfriend told me long ago a stellar piece of advice….Some things you must take TO THE GRAVE! Enough said…
And I quote “I left bruised and totally spent. Both of us would be sore for days after this, having wrestled about like animals in heat. It was spectacular……”
WTF!!! Just a brief excerpt from the soccermom chick. Damn. I’m done
A new reading experience – I say.
Umm, would you mind giving the address of the lady laying on her side? It is strictly for research purposes, just in case you are wondering.
I really think I’m glad you’re not a pilot and I don’t ever want to get into a car with you when you’re driving. But you do have a great sense of humor and very unique writing style. Entertaining piece, but I have not desire to know what these ladies? are up to in their spare time. I am one of those rare women who treasures monogamy.
Hmmmm…..when one has nothing positive to say…one should say nothing at all
I guess it tis a free country..I do wonder if these women are trying to level the playing ground out a bit as it was always a man thing to be a player.
These women are taking one step up on the bold podium and letting the world know that they feel somewhat empowered just because they can.
It is like anything else…the question is…’at who’s expense?’
Let us not forget we are living in a world of self-serving, shock induced popularity!
Just one question …where did you get my photo?
You certainly can multi-task while driving. I’m impressed, or is that scared. I this it’s scared.
As for the free porn housewives….well, whatever. Yikes.
Have a terrific day. Hugs.
Well welcome and hope you enjoyed yourself Bob Byford
Very funny! I especially love the photo of the sleeping pilots – reminds me of my last flight to Florida, was wondering way it was a little “extra bumpy”
I’ll have to check out some of the blogs you suggested, of course while my wife isn’t looking!
Ah Glenn, Glenn..thank you for fueling my already fiery hatred for a good chunk of women. Heh, well it’s not that strong but it gets me thinking about how women can get away with those things, ranting about their infidelities and somehow, someway the guy ends up losing half his stuff in a divorce. I truly wish that more men were smarter and avoided marriage, get a prenuptial or that the world stopped siding with the tearful bitches.
Alright, now that I’ve taken my meds (I’ve been a bit wound up this week, raging at everything), this particular article took me left and right. When I read the title and then it followed with pilots and such, I was almost certain I clicked the wrong article! Either way, interesting and also started thinking about the napping going down during my 24 hour flights from NYC to Sydney and vice versa. Hell, I stay up the whole time, I think they should let me fly the plane instead! Wishful thinking for the day
When my husband was at work all day I did laundry, cleaned the bathroom, vacuumed, wrote my personal blog (nothing like those you have listed), made dinner, usually had the TV on for company and I wrote for other websites. One of them was an adult website which my husband knew all about. I wrote for that site about 3 years. It was fun, a lot more fun than vacuuming.
RT @ahardrain: Do you know what your wife is http://man-over-board.com/2009/10/27/do-you-know-what-your-wife-is-up-to-when-your-at-work/
It’s funny what that scorned woman did to her husband’s/boyfriend’s car.
I take issue with the characterization of either myself – Or my Blog, True Wife Confessions – as being some brain child of an adulterous woman. If you had taken the time to READ the FAQ on TWC, you would see that I am MARRIED to the man I have been with for 20 years.
Furthermore, as clearly stated in the FAQ in TWC, the site is not about “cheating” confessions, although it is spicier to say such things, I suppose.
The real issue at the heart of True Wife Confessions is the balance between partners in a relationship. What you hold in to save the peace, so to speak.
The site neither condones nor promotes infidelity. However, we are wise enough to not judge others lest we ourselves be judged. Kind of like how all the men who scream about keeping gay marriage from being legalized end up being Gay.
But go ahead and continue your little misogynistic slant to the world. Women are selfish bitches after all.
Dawn, I am glad to see you comment. I do hope you took the time to also look around MOB and see we are quite tongue and cheek about everything. We do not take ourselves seriously and as a statement of fact, our readership is skewed heavily with female readers then male readers. Not that it makes any difference in regards to your response.
In all honesty, no I did not go through every blogs FAQ and know each blogs policies. I did as I stated in the post typed in a Google search and the blogs above, along with yours were the front runners in the search rankings.
But because you did write in, I did go to your blog to look at and try to validate your complaints , whether we were wrong or not. I think every blogger deserves the right to be apologized to, if wrong was done to them, especially if it emanated from this blog.
I looked hard through your blog to find the link to your FAQ and either I am blind or there is not one readily viewable, I could not find any link to the FAQ’s you said clearly states what your blog is about. If you could please send myself and our readers the link to your FAQ’s I would be happy to read them and understand what your blog is all about. besides all the confessions I see posted on the pages that I did view.
We never judged any of these blogs, just merely stated the obvious in regards to what the main content in them were and that was mainly posts of married or committed people having sex with others that were not their significant others. Of course you say you don[‘t condone infidelity, but your whole blog evolves around people who do just that.
I do disagree highly that you believe we have it “out” for woman and our “misogynistic slant ” is something that we propagate here. We bash but sexes with equality and if you took the time to read any of the posts you would see that plainly.
Honestly I would think anyone getting laid as often as you were would not have a stick stuck up your ass as far as it seems. Both men and and women are selfish creatures so lighten up a bit. After-all we have sent your blog many a new reader and if you like I would be happy to remove your blogs url, if that would make you happy.
MOB
I’ll say this, that woman who chastised you for not reading her site, didn’t bother to read yours, and she’s obviously got issues. Some one who cheats on their spouse repeatedly like that should just be shot IMO. (If your spouse is ok with it, why are you married? To cheat taxes? Then give them both the axe) man or woman!
If you’ve made up your mind to cheat, just fucking leave. Stop being a greedy bastard that’s risking both lives with STDs, that’s just nasty. Hell I won’t even flush a public toilet, I do the “Kick Start” and that’s what I’d do with a cheating spouse… That’s my 2cents, now who wants this soapbox?
Very well put, not to mention these idiots actually have blogs and write about it. I don;t think she had the time to read this blog, she’s to busy with other things.
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I think for that one who’s not married yet is more easy. I don’t need to think what my wife do when i am gone.
That picture of the car reminded me of a real truck I saw. It had a HUGE dent in it and the guy owner SPRAY PAINTED on it “See what my wife did?!” with an arrow to it. It was pre-blogging and cell phones… dang!