MOBBION #8 Weird and Wacky Wives

In our ongoing search across the world for wacky, crazy and plain old weird stories about wives and more then likely ex wives and or girlfriends. Here is this weeks round up of MOBBION (Man Over Board Believe It Or Not) series.

We would love to hear from any of our readers who happen to come across any true stories that involve our better halves. Either girl friends, wives or ex-wives will qualify to get published along with the authors name and link if available.

So without further adieu here is this weeks wackos:

Angry Ex Cooks Up Flambé Penis

A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was ‘difficult to predict.’

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

‘It was monstrously painful,’ the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.’I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.’

One Hot Phone Call In China:

In a fine example of a considered and proportionate response to relationship troubles, a spurned Chinese wife set fire to more than 400 cell phones owned by her and her husband after he walked out on their marriage. The couple had owned a successful retail phone business before their relationship hit the rocks.

The official Xinhua News Agency said the 37-year-old woman, identified only by her surname Wang, was arrested for arson.

The couple had owned a successful retail phone business in Weifang, the eastern province of Shandong. However, their shaky relationship hit rock bottom when her husband left her on March 3, the news agency reported, citing the local Qilu Evening News.

Overcome with despair, the woman gathered up their entire stock of more than 400 new mobilephones, reportedly valued at more than 300,000 yuan ($44,000), and set them on fire, before walking out of the house, the report said.

Neighbors who saw smoke coming from the house called firefighters, who quickly extinguished the blaze.

Ex Wife Serves Up a Mean Curry Dish:

An angry estranged wife took revenge on her husband – by feeding him a curry containing dog excrement.

Speaking in her defence, solicitor Terry Gallanagh said that the case was like ‘an episode of Desperate Housewives’.

47-year-old Jill Martin pled guilty to the charge of culpable and reckless conduct at Paisley Sheriff Court

The court heard that after serving him the dish on March 13, and watching him as he started eating it, Martin burst out laughing.

She then told him that she’d poisoned the curry with arsenic, before admitting that she’d actually put dog feces in.

Martin had been married to her husband Donald for 21 years, but the court heard how Martin (wrongly) suspected her husband of having an affair , and that the relationship had recently ‘hit an all time low.’ Then it got lower.

The Sheriff deferred sentencing until November 1. The Martins are currently in the process of getting divorced.

All or thanks to the Metro News in the UK for their tireless search for great news articles.

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Posted by Glenn on Oct 30 2009 Filed under FUNNY, ODD/WEIRD. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry