MOB’s Ten Women Of Christmas
As another year comes to an end, we are ready to reveal the ten hottest women for 2009. Of course as all lists go, it is a subjective one and in our eyes these are the women we would love to take home to mother.
10. Jennifer Anniston
Angelina who? We do think that Brad Pitt needs is eyes examined. Jennifer will always be on any top ten list in our books. While not a true knock out in the sexy department, here is a women you could spend the rest of your life doting over and never would sad enter our vocabulary again.
9. Heidi Klum
We still wonder if Heidi needs her eyes checked. Married to the lucky bastard that goes by the name of Seal. Here is a perfect 10 in our book. After four children, Heidi can tell us nightly, “either your in or your out”.
8. Christina Hendricks
Christina is so hot, she drives all men mad. The curvaceous redhead from the hit TV series Mad Men as brought big beautiful curves to new heights.
7. Maria Sharapova
The best Russian import since vodka. She alone has made men all over the world understand the term love, in a whole new way.
6. Salma Hayek
Betty can be as ugly as sin, but who cares. When Selma is on the small screen she can steal any shot, not to mention every guys heart.
5. Beyoncé
You better believe I would put a ring on it. What guy in his right mind wouldn’t? Jay Z gets to snuggle with this knock out every night. It just ain’t fair!!!
4. Giselle Bundchen
Another European import that makes every guy in the Patriot locker room drool. If Tom Brady wasn’t such a nice guy, we all would wish him a quick trip to divorce court. Highly unlikely with a small Brady ready to pop out.
3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
Entourage used to be one of my favorite TV shows, that is until the little twerp Eric got to put a ring on Emmanuelle’s finger. A very far out fantasy if I ever saw one!!
2. January Jones
Another Mad Men alumni, January can be every month all year round. Thank god Don is an idiot and cheated on poor Betty. Not to worry Betty I am on my way, cigarettes. martini’s and all.
1. Scarlett Johansson
This is God’s gift to me. OK a guy can dream, can’t he. Scarlett in my opinion has no equal. Gorgeous, intelligent, curvaceous, great sense of humor and she can even be one of the boys. Don’t take that literally. Looks as though Scarlett is off the market for now and knowing it’s a Hollywood marriage, the odds are slim they will make it past their 5th anniversary. I am willing to wait for you Scarlett. Please call.
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Posted by Glenn
on Dec 10 2009 Filed under FASHION, OPPOSITE SEX.
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I only recognize two of these gals. Jennifer and Beyoncé. It’s been a lot of years without television. Dream on Glenn.
Have a terrific day. Big hug.
Heidi Klum & Christina Hendricks – The favorite.
Tough if I have to select one.
Scarlett and Jennifer for sure.
Overall, good choices. The top of the list is a good place for Jenn, and am so happy that Angelina is nowhere to be seen.
Yay to Scarlette! As a woman, I find her incredibly beautiful in face and body. I’m a little boggled by January Jones as she seems to have zero shape, very board like. I think Angelina has a beautiful face but her head does dwarf the size of the rest of her, which can look funny at times heh.
Overall, great choices! And while not being into the girl and girl stuff, Selma might be the only one that could convince me otherwise! Girl has curves everywhere and needs to share some of that top action.
Thats a pretty (no pun intended) decent list you’ve got there! May have to find time to compile my top 10 ladies over xmas
Jennifer Anniston and Heidi Klum – My favorite.
HO…HO…HO!!!!
Nice list except you forgot one…Angelina Jolie is not on your list…how come
If I were a guy…she would most definitely be on my list.
I remember Scarlett when she was a little girl in Horse Whisperer and she was an odd looking gilr…she most certainly has made up for her awkwardness:)
I don’t care how old Jennifer is, she is hot! And I like her definitely more than Angelina.
I am not a fan of Scarlet, but I did find her very attractive in ‘The Island’!
Salma Hayek is cute
Giselle – the only real Supermodel out there!
Heidi is my favorite German model.
Thank you for the early Christmas present!!!
Wow! What a list! I agree with everyone of the selected ladies. Great job!
Scarlett Johanson all the way definately, and or course Jennifer aniston, but by god not Salma Hayek! blurrgh lol not for me, her eyebroes are like Karl Marx!
One day I’m gonna make this damn list….by golly!!!
Seriously, all beautiful women.