If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
50 More Questions That Need Answers
1.Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
2.What if someone died in the living room?
3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
4.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
5.Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
6.If you’re a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
7.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
8.If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
9.If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
10.If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
11.If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs? –Steven Wright
12.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
13.If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
14.If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? –Steven Wright
15.Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
16.If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
17.How is it possible to have a “civil” war?
18.How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
19.Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
20.What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
21.What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
22.Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
23.What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice? –Steven Wright
24.What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
25.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
26.Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
27.After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? –Steven Wright
28.Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
29.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
30.Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
31.Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
32.Why is a boxing ring square?
33.Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
34.Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
35.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
36.Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
37.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
38.Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
39.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
40.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
41.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? –Steven Wright
42.Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
43.What do people in China call their good plates?
44.Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
45.How did a fool and his money get together?
46.How do they get the “Keep off the Grass” sign on the grass?
47.Why are some gay people so unhappy?
48.If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
49.If the product says “Do not use if seal is broken”, how are you supposed to open it and use it?
50.Why do they call it duck tape?
AFLAC
Thank you to these following sites where many of these crazy questions came from: www.rblackburn.home.mindspring.com , www.corsinet.com www.sillydog.org
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They Should, Ask em who farted, moo, that's why they don't let donkeys in school, only some of the time, WalMart, screwed up, flesh color, cus #1 was voted by the BCS, you don't wanna know, Steven Wright is a Genus, your other senses get heightened, to George Soros, no he/she suffocates in that invisible room, to soften the blow, to keep people like you out, anything between uncivilized people is…, your answering this post, only when they have the runs, gas…grass…or ass…nobody rides for free, to where I am living, no they don't call at all, you come back to life as Steven Wright, flesh, only on nodays, only if you have your johnson covered up, tiny bubbles, see Oprah Winfrey, cause it's missing the 13th floor, have you…been to a doctor lately, because a bird in one hand is better than a bush in the other,
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Don I believe you answered each question, now I just have to figure out how to match them up. Don't you hate that?
I'm baaaccckkkkk!, cause Huey Lewis sang about it, because they are concentrating on a dead loved one, cause have you ever heard of hair cancer?, duh reading the directions, I didn't mean too I was drunk at the time, so the needle doesn;t get a infection silly, caus it all tastes like chicken, caus you always gotta pee, the name was coined by a law firm…screwed twice and split, wait a minute..I'll get it, have you ever run in the Bolivian marathon?, paper, do you really want to know?, see George Soros, those are just say no to drugs propaganda, It's the whole "marrage" thing, ask Ronald Reagan, shushhhhh, I just tore the label off my mattress, cause that freekin Aflack bird is so anoying!
taaaaa-daaaaaa.
Peace.
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Don I believe you finished answering all the questions, my next list I find, I will have you answer them as I ask them all in the same post, lol
HAHAHA! duck tape lol, where the hell you find these lol, there brilliant! that post made me chuckle at work lol, heres a question too 'if the universe is expanding, whats it expanding in too?' that one makes my head hurt all the time!
Nice post dude keep it up!
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Oh god you can find anything on the net if you look hard enough. I loved the duck myself , sadistic peeps we are, quack, quack
Funny! Loved the Steven Wright lines – such obvious observations that you never think about until he brings it up! Oh – and the stupid person being a smartass – as my wife will attest – ABSOLUTELY!
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I bet J Giddy you could easily come up with another 50 at the top of your head in less then 30 minutes. And then match a picture to each one, inserting a bone face to each.
Ha ha, you just make my day
Where do I get the answers?
You are suppose to provide them, you silly POO. Nice to see you!
I used to have a t-shirt with that picture of the duck on it.
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LOL…too funny….I love #7….
Ps…left you a reply on my shoutbox you nut
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I thought it was us shouting at you, I had no idea you shouted back at us. I will have to check from now on. Hey I put a new toolbar down below and there is a chat box also. Someday I like to try it out, Maybe I can arrange a certain time when we could get a bunch of us and have some tea and chat
I will bring the cake and cookies too.
Ha I never saw that pic before yesterday. I bet you don't have the shirt still around do you? If you do I think you need to put it on and send us a picture of you in it. Will look great in your (cough) next guest post, lol
Hi Glenn, I have some favorites from that list. Choking the Smurf. Corn oil and baby oil. But give you answers for them? I'm not clever enough for that, but it looks like Don E. Chute did. Don is a pretty funny guy, and sometimes I think he writes his stuff after a few drinks (or more) but it's good.
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This morning when I started going through the comments my first ones were Don’s. It looked as thou he wrote them sometime in the middle of the night. I was half awake and no coffee in me and even thou I reread it a few times, I still had no clue, lol
Of course we like all kinds of answers here, and maybe we can contact Don and he can perhaps match up his answers to the questions, even thou the questions were not the kind that nessecarily asked for answers.
Always good to see my main island man. I just thought of a great way to supplement your retirement income. You could be the snake man. Go around to peoples houses, huts, nipa, tents, matts, cars, etc and remove those rascals. Then you could sell them to a local restaurant and make money both ways. From capture to plate. What do you think? I can make up the flyers even for you.
I think you might be right on that Dave, lol. Hey late at night a few cocktails and we all think we're making sense huh? Don is a good guy and yes I agree very funny,, but then so are you my friend.
Some how I missed this post. It is hysterical. The duck picture is perfect but some of the other questions are so good. I would like to know 'why isn't there mouse flavored cat food'. Might have to look into making some of that. I would be a millionaire. Anyway, those are all terrific, great to have a good laugh out loud.
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Yes we all need a good laugh now and then. I love those Questions that make you go hmmm….
A great list…wouldn't you just love to talk to the people who came up with those questions???
Cheers
Only problem with that Heather, they would come up with another question, you would be hmmmmm'ing all day hehe
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Subject: Drinking
I think the real problem is, I'm not drinking. Therefore, I have way too much, "quality", time on my hands. Once I start, drinking, there is a distinct possibility, that I will cease to be funny, except to myself. But, Thankyouthankyouthankyou, for all of your encouragement! Your doing wonders for my self esteem.
Peace
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To: Glenn, and Dave
Subject: Drinking
I think the real problem is, I'm not drinking. Therefore, I have way too much, "quality", time on my hands. Once I start, drinking, there is a distinct possibility, that I will cease to be funny, except to myself. But, Thankyouthankyouthankyou, for all of your encouragement! Your doing wonders for my self esteem.
Peace
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Don we try our best here at MOB to make you feel "special" when you leave. That is one of the problems with computers, things don't always come out on the screen like we think they are in our heads. Besides the old maxim, if you want to dish it out, you have to be willing to take it. So I believe in fair play all the way. I know it is just fun when we banter, especially having a bonehead from the Philippines involved, taking pictures of toilets and snakes. LOL
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RT @ahardrain: If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? http://bit.ly/aT83uS
RT @ahardrain: If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? http://bit.ly/aT83uS
Fat people do not skinny-dip… they chunky-dunk.