Tat’s, Some Stats and You Dirty Rat

Welcome to the weirdest post of the year. I am combining three different posts into one. Does it make sense? No Can I do it? Yes Do you care? I doubt it.

The first part consists of some crazy tattooed people I came across on the net the past few months and kept them in a file. I have a ton, but will only show the top 6 that I thought were above the norm. Although it’s hard to say now a days what is the norm, with people and their fascination with putting ink on and in their bodies. As you can see by the one above. Here are the other five:

I cannot for the life of me understand why people would go to such extremes, but then again they probably wonder how someone can sit in front of a computer talking about such drivel that spews from my mind, so we’re even.

The second part is a compilation of bloggers who stopped by our blog this past month and visited us everyday.  I usually do the top ten, but unfortunately, we always have more then 10 and because Entrecard only shows us the stats of ten blogs, I kept a watch over them for the past five days to include most everyone. But that isn’t even correct, because it actually changes as to what time of day you stop and look at the stats. So I tried my best to include as many as I could find and I am truly sorry if some were left off this list.

For those non bloggers who are reading this, we have a widget up at the top right corner of our blog and it is used for us bloggers to generate traffic from other blogs, this widget and program is one of many different ways, new blogs build their traffic and while none of them are perfect, the help in generating visits is worth all the time we spend in maintaining these programs and it also has made it easier for us bloggers to meet and become friends.

We also do this has a way of saying thanks and providing a link back to each others blogs (link love) that helps build our rankings with the almighty powerful Gods at Google: Here are most of the blogs, not all, but some. And MOB highly recommends you stopping by and visiting them, for great reads, funny stories and all around entertainment. All you have to do is click on their picture and you will be transported there.

Again I am sorry if I have missed anyone, I tried my best. I also usually give a little bio on each blog, but because of the amount of blogs this month, that wasn’t possible. However, by cursoring over their picture you will see their blogs name and that should give you a great hint as to what their blogs are all about.

I can assure you, all of the above blogs and their respective authors do one hell of a job in each of their perspective niches and by going their you will not be disappointed in the least. I might also add all of the above blogs keep their posts up to date and most write a new post daily, offering you new, fresh and insightful information.

Finally we are doing something a bit different and starting up a little game called Caption This. These are the rules: the picture down below needs a good caption. We here at MOB like funny, weird even controversial, so don’t hold back. Give it your best shot. If you are the winner and a member of Entrecard you will win 500 Entrecard Credits. If you are not a member of Entrecard but own a blog or website we will advertise your site/blog here on MOB for an entire month, which will basically give you close to 30,000 impressions from our growing readership.

If you do not own a blog or website, you will win a brand new 2010 Corvette. It will be delivered to your door by the entire Dallas Cowboy Cheer-leading Squad and enjoy dinner at your favorite restaurant anywhere in the world, including free air transportation and hotel stay for two, at the hotel of your choosing. If the winner happens to fall into the last category please read the fine details at the bottom of the post where you see this asterisk *

OK here is the picture have fun with it and good luck to all of you. The winner will be announced on Valentines Day at 11:59 pm, which in case you forgot falls on 02/14/2010.

CAPTION THIS

*Winners falling into the last category must have all of the following in order to win the car/dinner giveaway: The winner must be over 74 years old, no taller then 20.5 inches tall, have two missing appendages ie one leg and one arm, both on different sides of their bodies ie left arm and right leg. They must also be authorized citizens of  luxembourg and be able to recite the entire Gettysburg address backwards within the allotted time frame of 14 seconds. They will have to be available to travel with a pink bowling ball strapped around their one leg and wear it during the duration of the entire trip to and from the place of origin to the destination then back to the original place of where they were picked up. The winner must also allow us, the members of MOB, to pick out the second person, no wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends or family will be allowed to travel with the winner. The winner will be notified 12 minutes before the flight is to leave and it must be raining out and a Tuesday afternoon. Of course we are pulling your leg, pun intended.

Actually if you do win and do not own a blog or website or are in Entrecard.  We would love to write a nice post about you or advertise your favorite charity you personally support. We will also place an advert for an entire month on our sidebar. The charity must be a real one and we will have final say so as to the charity being a verifiable legitimate one. So have some fun and enjoy!!!

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Posted by Eric on Feb 10 2010 Filed under FASHION, FUNNY, HEALTH, MEDIA, MONEY, NEWS, OPPOSITE GENDER, SELF HELP, TRAVEL. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry