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My Beautiful Ferrari Was Stolen Today

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It was so gorgeous out today sunny and warm. I decided to get a few things done around the house today. I was so proud, I raked a ton of leaves from last fall, I even cleaned out all my gutters on the roof. I then decided to wash and wax my prized possession. It was my beautiful cherry red Ferrari. I had it so clean and it sparkling.  I was all set to take it out for the first spin of the year until out of the blue someone stole it on me. I couldn’t believe my eyes, thank God I had it on video.

If any of you have ever seen this hand before, please contact me or your nearest Police department and ask for Larry, he is handling my case.

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20 Comments for “My Beautiful Ferrari Was Stolen Today”

  1. Bwahahahahaha. I thought so. Bwahahahahaha. That was great Glenn. Big hug. :)

  2. RT @ahardrain: My Beautiful Ferrari Was Stolen Today

  3. Jen

    You really had me going there!

  4. I’m going to stop drinking my San Miguels so early in the morning! I swear I saw a giant hand take your Ferrari!

  5. Stolen?
    I wish it is recovered soon.

  6. Gripe Du Jour

    Mmm yah, I would assume that if you were so wealthy to afford such a device, you wouldn’t have to rake the leaves and clean out your gutters. Great concept though, now can you do a similar video about the hand of god removing the national debt or possibly terrorists abroad?…

  7. ann

    ROFL, had me going there for a second. Try maybe this is how they restock their inventory.

  8. Nice that was a good one!

  9. I’m on the lookout Glenn, Buggy has some hot wheels cars that look surprisingly similar. Might have found it, I’ll get back to you.

  10. ROFLMAO, And I do recognize the hand. It is the hand of someone that stole a red Ferrari. Good one Glenn. Better watch the rest of your cars.

  11. I lost one too. If you see it, tell them to send it my way.

  12. Easy come , easy go, great video the color on that car was amazing.

    Dorothy from grammology

  13. haha classic Glenn pure classic! lol, I thought for aminute you were being serious!

  14. Those car-nabbers, they took my ’66 T-Bird convertible too!!

  15. hahahaha! This post definitely made me laugh today. I use to have a red Ferrari Hot Wheels! It was my favourite. Come to think of it, I haven’t seen that car in awhile?!?! I think it may have been stolen too. There is definitely a crime spree going on. I am going to blame Nicholas Cage from Gone in 60 Seconds!

  16. Hahahahaha! This is so hilarious! You had me LOLWMLDITA,Glenn! (Laughing Out Loud With My Legs Dangling In The Air)!

    Great one!

  17. Yeah, I’ve seen that hand before. It came down from the sky and laid down a nice shiny red Ferrari in my driveway. What a coincidence!

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