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Jilted hubby exacts mousy revenge.

A 59-year-old man has been arrested for using his ex-wife’s musophobia tojiltedmousewreak cruel revenge for their break up after he pushed 19 mice through her letter box on Sunday morning.

“She was scared out of her wits and is now being cared for in hospital,” said Lars Lisberger at Stockholm police.

The jilted ex-husband has been arrested on suspicion of unlawful threats and animal welfare offences.

Knowing that his ex-wife suffered from musophobia – an unreasonable and disproportionate fear of rats and mice – the man arrived at her apartment in the northern Stockholm suburb of Märsta in the early hours of Sunday morning bearing a paper bag full of mice.

The 37-year-old woman awoke to find the scampering murines in her apartment and called the police at 7.30am.

Police arrested the man and took him in for questioning.

The nineteen mice captured at the woman’s apartment are also being housed at the police station pending the advice of the county veterinarian.

According to the Aftonbladet newspaper, the man has demanded the return of his mice.

“He has treated both the mice and his ex-wife badly, so I do not think that he should be given any of them. But we shall have to wait and see what the authorities decide,” Lars Lisberger told the newspaper.

Source:news@thelocal.se


Jilted husband enjoys wedding dress revenge

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Jilted husband Kevin Cotter has taken revenge on his former wife via her wedding dress, using it as a yoga mat, a pasta strainer and a skipping rope, among other things.
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After his (unnamed) wife walked out on him following 12 years of marriage, the only thing she left behind in their Arizona home was the wedding dress, telling Cotter he could do what he liked with it.
Getting revenge on a cheating partner: From posted crabs to spending sprees
Setting up a blog entitled ‘My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress’, the jilted hubby did exactly that by embarking on an attempt to come up with 101 uses for the white silk frock.

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There are 23 on the list so far and he hopes to reach the magic number before the dress is completely ruined, a process he reckons has served as therapy for him while he gets over his marriage breakdown.

His ex-wife hasn’t quite seen the funny side, however, telling ABC news in an email: ‘I wish all the best to Kevin and hope he seeks counselling to deal with his anger and resentment.


‘His determination, along with his family’s support, to continue with this endeavor after his children and I have asked him to stop is incomprehensible.’

Source: http://myexwifesweddingdress.com


Man bets wife in card game, loses

A Russian man lost his wife in a game of cards after putting her up as a stake instead of cash.

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Andrei Karpov from Murmansk had run out of money in a game of poker and offered his opponent his wife instead of cash to stay in the game.

When he lost the game and his opponent Sergey Brodov turned up to claim his winnings his wife Tatiana was so angry she decided to divorce her husband and started a relationship with Brodov.

She has since married Brodov, and said she does not regret leaving her first husband.

She said: ‘It was humiliating and I was utterly ashamed. But as soon as my ex-husband did that I knew I had to leave him. ’Sergey was a very handsome, charming man and I am very happy with him, even if he did “win” me in a poker game.’

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/


Jilted Ex-Husband’s Savings On Boob Job

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Bachelor contestant Vienna Girardi is not only a nightmare on the hit ABC show — apparently, she is one in real life.

The new Us Weekly (on newsstands now) reports that Girardi — an unemployed, 23-year-old former Hooters waitress — withdrew her ex-husband Josh Riley’s last $5,000 from his bank account to pay for breast implants while he was deployed in Iraq with the Marines.

“She took every bit of his money,” her former mother-in-law Gale tells Us Weekly. “I know that boob job was the first thing she had done.”

What’s more, when Riley returned from his tour of duty (he was injured inbeastsIraq during an explosion), Girardi “had locked his belongings in storage and would not tell us where they were,” Gale tells Us.

Riley, who was wed to Girardi for just 10 months after eloping, tells Us Weekly that he also discovered that while he was in Iraq, “she slept with one of my buddies I was deployed with … I’m 99 percent sure she cheated on me.”

Adds Riley, “Marrying her was a mistake.”

Any words of wisdom for Bachelor Jake Pavelka, who is rumored to choose Girardi on the March 1 Bachelorfinale? “I’d rather not comment,” Riley tells Us Weekly. “I’d like to forget.”

Source: http://www.usmagazine.com

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7 Comments for “More Wacky Marriage Stories”

  1. Sam

    Oh! well, every time I am reading your post my dear friend Glenn. I can’t help myself but laughing. Great job! making people laugh especially nowadays. God bless you and your family naughty Glenn lol

  2. Sam

    and yes long time no see. I haven’t much around here since I got my job. For me people here in US doesn’t know the word “RELAX” You know what I mean. :)

  3. ann

    Well I have to say that these guys make my husband not seem so bad after all….lol
    As for the guy with the wedding dress, I think it’s a pretty good way to work out his anger. Not to mention how creative he’s being. Recycling and up-cycling are all the rage these days.

  4. It’s a good and very creative way of expressing their angst and anger with their ex-wives.

    Keep it cool, men!!! ;-)

  5. Jen

    I love what the guy is doing with the dress. I only wish I had thought of something like that. I bet it makes great therapy.

  6. Oh, if only, if only…

    I wish I could contribute, a tale to this array, but I can’t.
    My sneaky EX, faked me out with a tale of separating, across town. She split to Alaska via Texas.

    The only revenge I could exact, is telling her to quit using my name,

    Great Work, Glenn! I laughed, and laughed……

    PLU!

  7. oh,my god! i love those stories!

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