The Great Minds Of Female Celebrities Revealed
Some days trying to find something to write about is very hard. Really what hasn’t been covered already on the internet? You can always rely on YouTube to post some new ridiculous video of your next door neighbor trying some lunatic act of stupidity with his friend holding the camera filming him with the hopes of being the next huge viral video. We have been known to show such videos to help fill that day in with something new. But today we had the idea that there must be some great articles on todays celebrities who have been caught off guard saying some of the most ridiculous things (bring smart doesn’t equate at becoming a celeb).
Of course with so many photographers and paparazzi out there trying to grab that one shot of a celeb doing something stupid, hey just like your next door neighbor, it isn’t hard to find some stupid gems out there from some of todays biggest stars.
These are actual documented sentences that were blurted out by some of our biggest female celebs. Yes we have been known to focus on the female gender being that we are a mens site. So call us bigots or female bashers, thats OK with us. The truth is we love everything about you beautiful creatures, OK honestly we like most everything.
So here are some we found, mind you we could have kept going on and on there is no lack of intelligent banter that’s out there in todays media. By the way, we could have also done this whole post just on Britney Spears or Jessica Simpsons words of wisdom, these two girls are just amazing!!!!
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff.” Mariah Carey
Missattributed: This was actually taken from a phoney satirical interview on a site called “Cupcake” that has been widely circulated as an actual quotation since its appearance in early 1996. We at MOB apologize to Ms Carey and of course to all her fans from TX that wrote in. But she still made “Glitter”.
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?” Paris Hilton
“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shield
“I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Britney Spears
“I’’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” Jessica Simpson
I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” Raquel Welch
I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.” Britney Spears
I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” Linda Evangelista
(Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?) Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama
Is this chicken what I have or is it fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.” Jessica Simpson
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Christina Aguilera
“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crack head with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” Nicole Richie
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” Ivana Trump
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