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The Great Minds Of Female Celebrities Revealed


Some days trying to find something to write about is very hard. Really what hasn’t been covered already on the internet? You can always rely on YouTube to post some new ridiculous video of your next door neighbor trying some lunatic act of stupidity with his friend holding the camera filming him with the hopes of being the next huge viral video. We have been known to show such videos to help fill that day in with something new. But today we had the idea that there must be some great articles on todays celebrities who have been caught off guard saying some of the most ridiculous things (bring smart doesn’t equate at becoming a celeb).

Of course with so many photographers and paparazzi out there trying to grab that one shot of a celeb doing something stupid, hey just like your next door neighbor, it isn’t hard to find some stupid gems out there from some of todays biggest stars.

These are actual documented sentences that were blurted out by some of our biggest female celebs. Yes we have been known to focus on the female gender being that we are a mens site. So call us bigots or female bashers, thats OK with us. The truth is we love everything about you beautiful creatures, OK honestly we like most everything.

So here are some we found, mind you we could have kept going on and on there is no lack of intelligent banter that’s out there in todays media. By the way, we could have also done this whole post just on Britney Spears or Jessica Simpsons words of wisdom, these two girls are just amazing!!!!

mariah-carey-married

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff.” Mariah Carey

Missattributed: This was actually taken from a phoney satirical interview on a site called “Cupcake” that has been widely circulated as an actual quotation since its appearance in early 1996. We at MOB apologize to Ms Carey and of course to all her fans from TX that wrote in. But she still made “Glitter”.

Paris

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?” Paris Hilton

brooke

“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shield

britney

“I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Britney Spears

jessica

“I’’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” Jessica Simpson

raquel

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” Raquel Welch

britney1

I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.” Britney Spears

alicia

I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone

linda

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” Linda Evangelista

heather

(Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?) Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama


simpson

Is this chicken what I have or is it fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.” Jessica Simpson

christina

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Christina Aguilera

nicole

“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crack head with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” Nicole Richie


ivana

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” Ivana Trump

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14 Comments for “The Great Minds Of Female Celebrities Revealed”

  1. ann

    Why is Jessica Simpson kissing my dog? Maybe Duke is just feeling sorry for her because she appears so stupid when she opens her mouth :)

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  3. Lola

    I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” If you think about it… You get it! It actually makes sence.

  4. Xenolan

    I’m not a Mariah Carey fan by any means, but she never said that. There’s no record of it whatsoever and, she’s denied it repeatedly and is justifiably offended that people would think she’d say something so callous. This is all very amusing, but check your facts before spreading rumors about people.

    • As you can see we have updated the misappropriated quote that Ms Carey has been tarnished by. We are glad you wrote in and for not being a Mariah fan, it is good to know people like you are out there to protect her image.

  5. You may have found the only picture of Brooke Shields looking ugly and fat that exists on the planet, and may I just say “thank you.”

  6. As many times as Jessica Simpson tries to explain that she’s not stupid, it’s quotes like this that just confirm the truth.

  7. “Beiing smart doesn’t equate at becoming a celeb.” You nailed it Glenn! :D
    Need I say more? LOL

  8. I am curious. When Britney said:

    “I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa

    Was she drunk or was she into some kind of drugs? Or she’s just that dumb?

    There could be a helluva lot more faux pax out there but the ones you’ve presented are so ridiculous that it scares me to even open my mouth, LOL!

  9. D

    Seriously….OMG~

    Glenn…one question… why are there no men up there in that collection of intelligence? Please do not tell me that you could not find one:P

  10. Mariah Carey is a clever woman who knows what to do to make money. The new fragrance sounds like it might be great fun or at least worth a try. I love the name Lollipop Bling it sounds yummy.

  11. Hilarious!!
    Specially the one, “I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone

  12. rotflol. Oh dear Christina too??

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