AssBook Soon To Become FaceBooks Biggest Competitor
Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. God almighty, what the fuck is so great about Facebook? No matter where you go now a days, there is Facebook, or as many refer to it FB. It’s in the movie theather, on the local news, the radio and your neighbors computer. What ever hapened to people sending a letter, or a card? What about people stopping over to see your home videos of your last vacation?
Have a cold, share it on FB. Got dumped? Change your status on FB. Have the urge to grow some veggies? Join Farmville, like you can eat anything from Farmville.
Jeesh the little twerp who invented(stole) the idea is the worlds youngest BILLIONAIRE. How? Why? For What?
Starting a business, make sure you’re on FB. Are you a blogger? Better get on FB. Share it on FB, from warts to blowjobs, it’s all there on FB.
We think it’s time to get off of FB. Because we have no clue as to why we joined in the first place. Peer pressure? Stupity? Because everyone else was joining?
We for one believe someone should come up with Assbook. That would be closer to the truth. To be totally honest we might know 20 people out of the 600 “friends” on FB.
Yup we are an ass too for joining.
PS: Keep an eye out for Twitters newest rival also “Shitters”
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