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Reasons Why To Stay Away From The Mall This Holiday


OK it was fun the first, maybe the second time. But what in Gods good name is the reason to keep this new pain in the ass flash mob bull shit continually being organized? And in the mall food court? Grab a slice of pizza, stand in line for 15 minutes, spend $5 for a .50 cent slice, then try and find a freaking seat. One that doesn’t have crap all over the table, or even better, a table that you don’t have to share with 3 giddy, obnoxious teens on the cell phones. I mean are we asking for much?

The Christmas music being piped in mall-wide, starting on Halloween, the clanging of bells outside every entrance with a red pot and a small lady dressed in old miitary clothing. Finally getting to a counter to pay for your $9 Christmas card, to then be asked to donate yet again. Not to mention the impossibilty of finding a parking spot, let alone trying to remember where the hell you parked later on. The spoil little brat, yelling at the top of his lungs in fear, because he doesn’t want to sit on an old mans lap dressed like a red and white furred molester, HO HO HO.

packed parking

Now we get yet another organized freaking flash mob. Alright already, leave me alone, go bang on doors and sing to the idiots that actually answer it to listen to you jerks singing of good cheer. Bah humbug, Enough. Thank the lord for the internet and Amazon. Hallelujah.

santa ho

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5 Comments for “Reasons Why To Stay Away From The Mall This Holiday”

  1. I hope you make it trough the Christmas season reasonably sane. Some of this bugs me too. I would love to be in the food court and hear the Hallelujah Chorus. I really would.

    Have a terrific day Glenn. Big hugs. :)

  2. Glenn, Happy Holidays! Will flying to Philippines today! David

  3. Since we all have to end up at the mall at some point, I found that you can miss the bulk of the crowds if you get in and out before 11am on Saturdays.

  4. Why didn’t I find this post earlier? Keep up the good work!

  5. Yeah, but just few people that consider about this issue. For another people mall still give them happiness in new year.

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