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Visa It’s Everywhere You Want to Be, NOT


4 Suckers

If you watch any TV in the past month, you can’t miss the oft aired commercial featuring the foursome of gents who haven’t missed a Super Bowl game in it’s 44 year existence. Visa put the commercial together and is offering a chance to win tickets to all future Super Bowls. Well that streak is over. 79-year-old Robert Cook of Brown Deer, Wis a devoted Packer fan is hospitalized and has sent his two daughters to Arlington, Texas, instead.

VISA who makes millions upon millions of dollars from the high rates of interest from the poor suckers who use these plastic whores, it is now casting voodoo spells on poor old guys, whose claim to fame is attending a freaking football game. Not any football mind you, this one features his beloved Packers in the most watched sporting event of the year.

Robert we feel bad for you, but you should have known that schlepping these cards to others is an evil thing to do. So we have no sympathy for your wrinkled ass and while we are here and will be enjoying hardy food and great drinks, you will be munching on some hospital tasteless crap and drinking through a plastic straw filled with apple juice.

So let this be a lesson to anyone with a VISA card in their pocket. CUT THAT SUCKER UP!!!!

Poor Bed Pan Bob

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3 Comments for “Visa It’s Everywhere You Want to Be, NOT”

  1. We have a Visa card and we have a monthly budget for spending. We pay the card off every single month. I so agree.

    Have a terrific day and enjoy the game. Hugs. :)

  2. Credit card simply doesn’t suit me well. So does Superbowl.

  3. Oh man, I feel so badly for Robert Cook! But Im still going to use my Visa card!

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