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The TSA Report Card


We found this little flyer being passed around the office and had to laugh. We haven’t heard much from the TSA lately and wanted to make sure for all you non fliers out there that this government agency is still out there doing there job.

 

 

Year To Date Stats On TSA Pat Downs


  • Terrorist Plots Discovered………………………………………………………..0
  • Transvestites………………………………………………………………………..133
  • Hernias……………………….……………………………………………………..1,485
  • Hemorrhoids……………………………………………………………….………….72
  • Incontinence……………………………………………………………….……..6,418
  • Enlarged Prostates……………………………………………………….…….8,249
  • Breast Implants……………………………………………………………..…59,350
  • Natural Blondes…………………………………………………………………………3

 

Picture credit: kokonews.com

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7 Comments for “The TSA Report Card”

  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, that’s about right.

    Have a terrific day. :)

  2. MOBsters–
    Nothing about falsies , man-boobs, socks-as-c****, bra-less, wigs, going commando, piercing locations…

    WTF!

    Happy Trails to you…

  3. Okay, I see your point. But let one airplane get blown up, and everybody will scream “where was the TSA?”. Actually, I kind of enjoyed the pat down.

  4. hahahahhahahaha! Do they just fondle Pats or other people, too?

  5. I got felt up pretty good by a TSA woman guard on my last trip to Wisconsin. I didn’t have a problem with it :-)

  6. Oh great. I’m scared to death to fly, and I’m getting on a plane in June for the Tribal Blogs Conference. Thanks for posting this…and making my fears WORSE!

  7. Ron Coselman

    I was hoping that they would institute the pat down at all WalMarts…. the hell with TSA. How about those elderly associates???

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