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		<title>10 TV Tech Geniuses Who Would Make MacGyver Proud</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/05/20/10-tv-tech-geniuses-who-would-make-macgyver-proud/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/05/20/10-tv-tech-geniuses-who-would-make-macgyver-proud/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 13:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://man-over-board.com/?p=14288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are plenty of people out there who are good with computers or who can patch a cable or two, but then there are those like MacGyver, who can take some duck tape, a Q-Tip, and some lemon juice and make things explode. The following ten individuals all fall somewhere in between. None of them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing America&#8217;s Newest Comedian</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/05/02/introducing-americas-newest-comedian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 19:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://man-over-board.com/?p=14054</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When he ins&#8217;t announcing who our troops killed recently, or how much it will cost, all of us to get the newest health care card. You can see him doing stand up at local haunts, in and around DC. Going by his stage name &#8220;BO&#8221; take a look at his most recent lampoon of one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The NFL Draft has Lost its Luster</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/29/the-nfl-draft-has-lost-its-luster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This NFL labor dispute is killing me.  Normally at this time of the year (NFL draft time), I’m as excited as can be about football.  I normally have watched ESPN enough to be familiar with the college crop of players going into the draft.  I normally have already penciled out which guys I hope my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Put Down The Scrabble Board And Play Slap-A-Doodle</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/23/put-down-the-scrabble-board-and-play-slap-a-doodle/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/23/put-down-the-scrabble-board-and-play-slap-a-doodle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 22:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://man-over-board.com/?p=13945</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this house, in order to have control of the TV remote, this father and son duo play, Slap-a-doodle. Evidently this is perfectly acceptable in Arab nations, as the loving wife and mother, shrouded in a burka watches over intently. Just what the HELL is going on here. Is this really normal, or is this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elections Are Rigged Via Computers</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/20/elections-are-rigged-via-computers/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/20/elections-are-rigged-via-computers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 23:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For many of our readers, this might be old news, or at least news that you always felt was true. To us it  took us by surprise that a professional computer programmer would openly admit to a governing body that computers can be rigged and have been to change the outcome of elections. This programmer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weather Man From Hell</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/04/01/weather-man-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://man-over-board.com/?p=13626</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Please tell us you don&#8217;t have a weather man like this in your town. It&#8217;s bad enough it&#8217;s spring  (supposedly) and we have to deal with more snow. But having to deal with Jim on the tube is just adding insult to injury. So the people over at  Accuweather, get rid of this bane to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barefoot Cuntessa To Busy For Cancer Kid</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/25/barefoot-cuntessa-to-busy-for-cancer-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/25/barefoot-cuntessa-to-busy-for-cancer-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We read this online and hope others will also post about this so called Cuntessa!!! Ina Garten is cooking up some seriously bad karma along with her culinary creations. Garten, known to many by her TV moniker &#8216;Barefoot Contessa,&#8217; has refused to meet a 6-year-old boy suffering from cancer, despite his multiple pleas. The boy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Up Up And Away. Actual Floating House With 300 Balloons</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/09/up-up-and-away-actual-floating-house-with-300-balloons/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/09/up-up-and-away-actual-floating-house-with-300-balloons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 02:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the upcoming show &#8220;How Hard Can It Be?&#8221; on the National Geographic Channel, engineers constructed a basic house structure and lifted it into the air for more than an hour by 300 weather balloons.]]></description>
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		<title>Sheen Fired, Latest Video, Incoherent Desperation</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/07/sheen-fired-latest-video-incoherent-desperation/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/07/sheen-fired-latest-video-incoherent-desperation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say a picture tells a thousand words. Charlie Sheen is dying, on camera, in front of the world. His father must be in agony. A judge should declare him a threat to himself and others so that he can be involuntarily committed to an institution, and perhaps save his life. My prayers go out&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Paula Deen Riding Things</title>
		<link>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/03/paula-deen-riding-things/</link>
		<comments>http://man-over-board.com/2011/03/03/paula-deen-riding-things/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 02:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://man-over-board.com/?p=13282</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is site is going  to blow up. Funny, actually hilarious concept. This site looks to be brand new, seeing there are only a few pages. The concept is simple enough. People can send in a picture of Paula Riding Things. As you will see a few down below, it is up to people&#8217;s imaginations. Stop over [...]]]></description>
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