The look on this girls face says it all. I just ordered a case for all my female neighbors. The way I figure, if all their hubby’s are happy, then they will owe me big time. No more mowing the grass or shoveling the snow for this guy. Of course the wives might be inclined to thank me also.

By the way, we are in negotiations with the company now to be the exclusive distributor for North America. If you want to be on our list, simply send $100 in unmarked bills to I-Be-The-Man.com and we will be happy to set you up.  And don’t forget we are still taking deposits for an exclusive date with Kate Gosselin.

Leave it to the Ruskis, they beat us in space and now they beat us, well in space again. This time at the beach in Southern Russia. It seems someones brilliant idea to put a donkey on a para sail was good for a publicity campaign. Needless to say it wasn’t, needless to say they are still Jack Asses in the USSR. Perhaps not as many as here in the US, but then again we have PETA, oh goodie.

A hilarious phone prank played on a helpless telemarketer. This guy had me on the floor. Watch!!

The Other Guys

In the toughest city in the world, there are the big time cops and then there’s the Other Guys. Meet The Other Guys. Starring Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell, Eva Mendes and many more. The official trailer in full HD.

Leave to our friends on Japan to make a commercial that is absolutely weird if not bizarre.  I believe it is for sushi but I could be wrong. If anyone does know what it is for, boy we sure like to know.

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Please don’t try this at home!!

This father and son duo looks as though they enjoyed the heck out of pulling the sons tooth out. As we can see in the video all you simply need is a string and a rocket.

At the look at the sons mouth, this will probably be the first of many rocket launches.

Some days trying to find something to write about is very hard. Really what hasn’t been covered already on the internet? You can always rely on YouTube to post some new ridiculous video of your next door neighbor trying some lunatic act of stupidity with his friend holding the camera filming him with the hopes of being the next huge viral video. We have been known to show such videos to help fill that day in with something new. But today we had the idea that there must be some great articles on todays celebrities who have been caught off guard saying some of the most ridiculous things (bring smart doesn’t equate at becoming a celeb).

Of course with so many photographers and paparazzi out there trying to grab that one shot of a celeb doing something stupid, hey just like your next door neighbor, it isn’t hard to find some stupid gems out there from some of todays biggest stars.

These are actual documented sentences that were blurted out by some of our biggest female celebs. Yes we have been known to focus on the female gender being that we are a mens site. So call us bigots or female bashers, thats OK with us. The truth is we love everything about you beautiful creatures, OK honestly we like most everything.

So here are some we found, mind you we could have kept going on and on there is no lack of intelligent banter that’s out there in todays media. By the way, we could have also done this whole post just on Britney Spears or Jessica Simpsons words of wisdom, these two girls are just amazing!!!!

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff.” Mariah Carey

Missattributed: This was actually taken from a phoney satirical interview on a site called “Cupcake” that has been widely circulated as an actual quotation since its appearance in early 1996. We at MOB apologize to Ms Carey and of course to all her fans from TX that wrote in. But she still made “Glitter”.

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?” Paris Hilton

“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shield

“I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Britney Spears

“I’’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” Jessica Simpson

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” Raquel Welch

I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.” Britney Spears

I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” Linda Evangelista

(Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?) Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama

Is this chicken what I have or is it fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.” Jessica Simpson

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Christina Aguilera

“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crack head with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” Nicole Richie

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” Ivana Trump

We try and promote good blogs and websites when we run across them and we like to pass them on to you.  Today we give you two more  really great new TV and Movie sites that we have been using along with our other free site that we posted about in the past in particular Ninjavideo.

The great thing about online viewing is of course ease of use, no commercials and being able to download programs to watch over and over.

Our first site is a portal for many different individual sites that will have the show or movie you want to view. The site is called Fast Pass TV and while it isn’t a brand new site, it has become very easy to use with a great user interface. The quality of the majority of programs are great but not always in HD. I use it in conjunction with Ninja Video because Ninja has become so popular, sometimes access and viewing are not always available.

The second site rounds out what we like to call the Trinity of TV. Hey who needs a TV any longer? This site usually shares very high quality shows and movies, so this site is best if you want to burn your own copies. The site is called Wise Vid. “Wisevid is a new service that allows users to upload, watch, and share videos with everyone around the world.” via the Wisevid website.

All of these sites don’t require you signing up, but if you do sign and become a member you will have better access and other goodies. But again this part can be skipped.

So grab your popcorn or beer and enjoy!!!

No words can truly reflect the look and the feeling these family members are overcome with. A little late for Memorial Day, but then again, everyday should be Memorial Day for the sacrifices our troops give for us to be free.

“Money is Not a Thing”
by Chase Holfelder
Available on iTunes: www.tinyurl.com/chaseitunes

Here is a great “Best of” compilation of soldiers coming home and surprising their families! Soooo sweet! Made me cry a river.

Thanks for watching! God bless our troops!

Picture credit: WatchMojo.com