She dumped you. And now you’re contemplating a patriot’s death, hurling yourself onto your own sword — except you don’t own a sword, and your Swiss army knife would merely leave you maimed. Plus, you’re plagued by irrational thoughts about unfinished business (read: unreturned DVDs) and an afterlife of embarrassment (read: your adult comics stash). [...]
Well after being on unemployment now for a few months and not being able to find any jobs available. So while no one would hire me and my considerable skills, I decided to go back to being self employed and today was my first day. It felt good being able to get out of the [...]
I did not plan on redoing this blog this week. Honestly I had no plans on redoing it for another month. But because my old template decided it just could not handle it any more, it gave up on me and crashed. So here I am on hour 38 in a row, trying to get [...]
50 More Questions That Need Answers 1.Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? 2.What if someone died in the living room? 3.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 4.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? 5.Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback? 6.If you’re a kleptomaniac, is there something you can [...]
For this weeks MOBBION, we take it easy on our beloved individuals of the opposite sex. Instead of digging up weird, wacky and downright nasty stories that women can put us through, we decided on these three stories instead. These stories feature a head of state, a group of women helping to raise funds for [...]