These are 24 various funny photos that I came across over the past two months surfing the web to share with you. Some rude and crude, some down right funny and some you have to scratch your head and wonder WTF?

Clubbing Seals

Some days trying to find something to write about is very hard. Really what hasn’t been covered already on the internet? You can always rely on YouTube to post some new ridiculous video of your next door neighbor trying some lunatic act of stupidity with his friend holding the camera filming him with the hopes of being the next huge viral video. We have been known to show such videos to help fill that day in with something new. But today we had the idea that there must be some great articles on todays celebrities who have been caught off guard saying some of the most ridiculous things (bring smart doesn’t equate at becoming a celeb).

Of course with so many photographers and paparazzi out there trying to grab that one shot of a celeb doing something stupid, hey just like your next door neighbor, it isn’t hard to find some stupid gems out there from some of todays biggest stars.

These are actual documented sentences that were blurted out by some of our biggest female celebs. Yes we have been known to focus on the female gender being that we are a mens site. So call us bigots or female bashers, thats OK with us. The truth is we love everything about you beautiful creatures, OK honestly we like most everything.

So here are some we found, mind you we could have kept going on and on there is no lack of intelligent banter that’s out there in todays media. By the way, we could have also done this whole post just on Britney Spears or Jessica Simpsons words of wisdom, these two girls are just amazing!!!!

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff.” Mariah Carey

Missattributed: This was actually taken from a phoney satirical interview on a site called “Cupcake” that has been widely circulated as an actual quotation since its appearance in early 1996. We at MOB apologize to Ms Carey and of course to all her fans from TX that wrote in. But she still made “Glitter”.

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they like make walls there?” Paris Hilton

“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” Brooke Shield

“I’ve never wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” Britney Spears

“I’’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” Jessica Simpson

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” Raquel Welch

I get to go to lots of overseas places like Canada.” Britney Spears

I think the movie was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think the lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.” Alicia Silverstone

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a teacher.” Linda Evangelista

(Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?) Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” Heather Whitestone, Miss Alabama

Is this chicken what I have or is it fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.” Jessica Simpson

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Christina Aguilera

“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crack head with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” Nicole Richie

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” Ivana Trump

This is such a great find! Earlier this year a music giant passed and while many of the younger generation never heard of him, those in the music business knew how truly special and prolific he was. His passing went pretty much unnoticed by the mainstream press. He passed in New Orleans from a heart attack at age 59.

Alex Chilton was an American songwriter, guitarist, singer and producer, best known as the lead singer of the Box Tops and Big Star.

As lead singer for the Box Tops, Chilton enjoyed at the age of 16 a number-one international hit, “The Letter.”  The video for The Letter is at the bottom. For those of you who aren’t sure who Alex was, this will immediately help you remember him when you see and hear this song.

THE LETTER

FOOTNOTE: The winner of this years American Idol: Lee Dewyze sang The Letter on his way to win the top prize.  Here is his take of a soulful version. Surprise,  Simon did not like it.

No words can truly reflect the look and the feeling these family members are overcome with. A little late for Memorial Day, but then again, everyday should be Memorial Day for the sacrifices our troops give for us to be free.

“Money is Not a Thing”
by Chase Holfelder
Available on iTunes: www.tinyurl.com/chaseitunes

Here is a great “Best of” compilation of soldiers coming home and surprising their families! Soooo sweet! Made me cry a river.

Thanks for watching! God bless our troops!

Picture credit: WatchMojo.com

Make Your Own Drive Thru

We have seen recently a rash of YouTube videos with rappers at certain fast food drive thrus. Some are very funny and also entertaining. But we found a new twist with two guys who came up with their own new song order using folk music instead of the rap versions. I myself find it much easier to understand what their saying compared to the rap versions.

As you will see and enjoy, the most amazing part about it, is the guy at the drive thru window who takes their order. He doesn’t miss beat and even remembered  about the Senoritas.

Two of the same Fredde Gredd performing a medley consisting of themes and openings from a collection of TV shows. Seems Fredde loves to do these little montages and does a great job at it. He also does a few other montages where he plays all the parts. Very talented guy and think you should check out his home page on You Tube.

This guy decided to get on the piano and go into Chat Roulette which is a newer chat room service. Every time some comes on he improvises a song for them. They have no idea that at first he is singing to them. It is called “Chat Roulette Funny Piano Improv #1″

We will call this Video of the Day

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Lady Gaga is prolific at creating new music and videos. Her videos are as anticipated as her songs. Today is a big video day here at MOB. But I love Gaga’s creativity, whether you like her or not, you can’t ignore her. The newest video she teams up with the woman of my dreams Beyoncé.

We just find them for you and you can make up your own opinion. Part shock, part, song, part story “ALL GAGA”. I don’t think Madonna at her prime ever created this much content in such a short amount of time.

What will be next? Stay tuned.

Here is her newest video with Beyoncé:

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Three Doors Down first hit in the US was “Kryptonite“. The band has since sold well over 16 million records worldwide since their debut album, The Better Life, which was released in 2000. They also perform more than 300 concerts a year! Thanks to Wikipedia

My second favorite song by Three Doors Down is “Here Without You” from 2002.

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Two Tenors  For Tuesday

Every once in awhile we tend to do what some of the many other blogs do in regards to traditions. On Tuesdays many blog have a feature called Two For Tuesday, hence the title. Most of these posts, the blogger picks out two of their favorite songs to share with their readers. Today we will also join in this week and introduce two of our most favorite tenors Andrea Bocelli and Luciano Pavarotti.

The first clip is from an exquisite concert Bocelli preformed back in Oct of 2007 in Tuscany. I have to say it was one of the best visual and stunning performers I ever witnessed and you can still buy the DVD here: Andrea Bocelli: Vivere – Live in Tuscany [Blu-ray]

Luciano Pavarotti is to me the best tenor ever to roam the earth while we can no longer catch him in concert. He did leave behind a huge collection of his incredible talent. Here he is singing in one of his last live performances Nessun Dorma. After all who says that men do not enjoy the finer things in life. Enjoy

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